jokes of the day

Ek bhoot amavas ki raat me 12
baje dusre bhoot ko samjha raha
tha...
tu dare mat
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Rajnikant Vajnikant jaisa kuch nahi
hota:-D




Master : Khali jaga pura karo..

900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..

Stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..

Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?

Stdnt: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti...!